Narrow passages
Kill sideways drift before the choke. Enter centered with short corrective taps. If you clip a wall, stop thrusting a beat, realign, then continue — panic spam widens the angle.
Fart Together Guides
Practical Fart Together tips for narrow passages, sharp turns, and moving obstacles.
These are coordination patterns — not spoilers for every course. Master the timing language with your crew and most levels click.
Start with How to PlaySharp turns
Call the turn early. Inside players ease off; outside players give a controlled burst. Think “steer then boost,” not “boost forever.”
Moving obstacles
Watch one cycle before committing. Sync a single group burst through the safe window. Staggered thrusts stretch the raft’s path into the hazard.
Speed vs control
Open water: longer shared bursts. Precision sections: feathered taps. The Steam pitch is right — farting together beats farting harder.
Recovery after a wipe
Mute blame for five seconds, call who resets orientation, then ready. Fast emotional reset > perfect mechanical reset.